It Has Been Scientifically Proven that Swearing Alleviates Pain

   for Mowie

 

It’s never fun to have a tooth pulled out,

But suffering with abscesses is worse!

They make one want to pound one’s fist and shout.

Still, no one likes to have a tooth pulled out.

If I were you, I’d sit and glumly pout,

Then fill the air with every sort of curse!

It’s never fun to have a tooth pulled out,

And abscesses can piss off ‘cause they’re worse!