Wednesday, 13 February 2019

Exclamation Mark, Part Two

OMG. I’m, like, sooooooooo totally excited.
It’s amazing.
Today, I won the Euro Millions Lottery.
I’m £125,000,000 richer than I was yesterday.
Talking of yesterday –
yesterday, I saw a man escape death by inches
when he leapt out of the way of a
speeding car,
only to fall 100 foot off a bridge,
then land on a passing boat.
I mean, wow.
As always, though, the demands of life 
must interrupt my narrative.
Yes, I have to feed the cat!

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