OMG. I’m, like, sooooooooo totally excited.
Today, I won the Euro Millions Lottery.
I’m £125,000,000 richer than I was yesterday.
Talking of yesterday –
yesterday, I saw a man escape death by inches
when he leapt out of the way of a
only to fall 100 foot off a bridge,
then land on a passing boat.
I mean, wow.
As always, though, the demands of life
must interrupt my narrative.
Yes, I have to feed the cat!