absent-minded poet
thinks
?where mobile phone
checks:
pockets bag car
bedside table pile-up
rest of house
m.phone nowhere
literally
ffs
absent-minded poet
uses
landline phone
call m.phone
seconds later
ring-tone erupts
m.phone
hiding
in left hand
forgets why needed m.phone
in first place
instead
hilarious facebook post
!87 people like this
tells story repeatedly
to anyone
with ears
months later
pulls same stunt
envoi
?what was that
you said
about
being absent-minded
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