Monday, 2 February 2015

Imperfect Employment Opportunities in the Age of Nihilistic Whateverness

Dave got a job working for "Mr Tyres", slashing tyres between 1 and 4 in the morning.

Jo got a zero-hours contract at the MoD, checking for spelling errors on the landmines installation safety instructions leaflet.

Trevor got a job sharpening crayons for the General Secretary of the NUT.

Cassandra got a job calming distressed horses by whispering threats to them in an embarrassingly racist Chinese accent.

Diana got an Arts Council funded job graffiti-ing impossible daydreams on the walls of the visitors' loos in Buckingham Palace.

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