How can anyone eat a black pudding?
Giant, sausage-shaped animal scab,
the clotted life-force bled from an animal
so that a hangover may be combatted
courtesy of a Full English with all the trimmings.
It is more delicious than a punch in the face,
and as visually appealing as a blood-spattered windscreen
at the scene of an RTA.
See as they knock themselves out
with their perverse culinary tastes
and inability to think outside
their own heads.