1 In the ‘knock-out’ phase (it’s anything but), in the event of a draw after extra-time, the result will be decided by a game of rugby.
2 The first person to shake the referee’s hand after the match receives an on-the-spot two-year ban for match-fixing.
3 If a player scores a hat-trick , he’s not allowed to play in the next game.
4 If you get a yellow card you have to do twenty press-ups and run around the pitch three times.
5 Anyone diving has to play the rest of the game in swimming-trunks.