Friday, 8 March 2013

The Daily Moan

You’re not allowed to read The Daily Mail
or else you’ll be a Daily Mail Reader,
looked down upon by the smug, self-appointed
intelligentsia (Guardian Readers).

I wonder how these intellectuals
arrive at their conclusions, having never,
presumably, debased themselves enough
to read that wretched, tawdry little rag.

I read the Daily M to keep informed
about what all those Daily Mail Readers
think. I prefer to stick with poems, though;
they generally contain a bit more truth.

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