Wednesday 25 July 2012

Gardening


Destroy the plants. Lay waste to all that’s green:
each vicious, thorny branch; each overgrown,
ambitious, overblown and too-tall nettle;
the scratching, scraping, stinging, silent army
of pestilential chaos; terrorize
the undergrowth with garden fork and rake;
wield secateurs in safely leathered hands;
annihilate the deadened stump which waits
to trip; and halt this garden’s never-ending,
incessant, slow, perpetual growth. Complete
this pastoral devastation, until all
that’s left is pinned-back, black plastic, concealing
the surface: brown, uneven, halted, still. 

2 comments:

  1. Fergus's bid to join the Gardeners' Question Time panel!

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    1. Will - you're a genius: this is clearly the answer to a question on GQT. The answer to *all* questions on that show. How could I not have seen that? Mind you - what would this lot...

      http://www.sandersorchids.com/familytree.html

      have to say about it?

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